Can someone help me setup all my zoho accounts?

Can someone help me setup all my zoho accounts?

I think that Zoho product are awesome... except I need someone to walk me through the setup so i can learn how to use everything i'm paying for!  Also, I need someone that I can understand as well... i don't mean to sound racist or anything but, I cannot understand their support staff i need an english speaking professional to help me setup what i need!  Can anyone help me???